So far in the month of August, the Twins have won 5 games and lost 17. They were just swept by the Baltimore Orioles—the team with the worst record in the league—at Target Field. The Twins scored all of 4 runs during the series. And yes, it was a four-game series—the first four-game series the Orioles have swept in Minnesota. Ever.
What has been the cause of the Twins suckitude? The following table may offer some insight:
|Minnesota Twins Team Statistics August 1st, 2011-August 25th, 2011|
|Statistic||Twins Performance||Rank Among MLB’s 30 Teams|
|ER||112||3rd (more like 27th)|
So basically, every facet of the Twins is sucking harder than a Dyson no-loss-of-suction vacuum cleaner.
Please, Indians, for the love of God, take Jim Thome away from this giant ball of suck.