This has nothing to do with baseball. Sorry. I just watched 10 Star Trek movies in 48 hours, and I have to share my observations.
10. Star Trek
1 -- Sucks. I hated it. I watched it drunk and didn't even like it.
9. Star Trek (10) Nemesis --All
of the concepts in this movie could have been used to make a great movie. But
the exact opposite happened.
8. Star Trek (8): First Contact -- The
borg make me piss my pants on the fright scale; and the Earth scientist guy is
interesting. It's eh, but gets the job done.
7. Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier -- The best part of this movie is the birth of the
line: "What does God need with a starship?" Has intriguing parts, but
tons of wasted time.
6. Star Trek (9):
Insurrection -- I have this rated here for some reason,
5. Star Trek 3: Search for Spock -- This movie
that's really just dedicated to bring Spock back to life is pretty cheesy, but
did a really good job reaching that end goal. Christopher Lloyd as a Klingon is also a good move.
4 Star Trek (7): Generations -- Seeing the
captains together. Enjoyable for Star Trek fans, but probably not others.
3. Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country -- KIRK AND BONES GET SENT TO THE
ARCTIC KLINGON GULAG!! But seriously this was one of the best movies. Good, unique plot.
2. Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home (aka "The one
with the whales!") -- This is definitely the funniest Star Trek movie ever.
The actual premise of the movie is that an alien probe is destroying earth looking for (now extinct) whales, so the Enterprise crew has to take their stolen bird of prey back to the 1980s and kidnap some whales. . Especially
since I was like 9 the last time I saw this, the joke about Chekov (with his
heavy Russian accent) asking mid-80s Americas where "da nuclear
wessles!" were went completely over my head and cracked me the hell up. Also, when Spock jumps in the whale tank to mind-meld with the whales.
1. Star Trek 2: Wrath of Kahn -- This is a perfect
movie of its era. This is a perfect sci-fi movie. It even still holds up now. The line-graph plot of this movie
is incredible. I was completely sobbing by the end. This wasn't just a good
Star Trek movie, or just a good sci-fi movie; this is a good movie.
Do you agree?
Sunday, March 1, 2015
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